Текст песни Floyd The Barber, Nirvana

Bell on door ring; come on in (Alt: Hello Cobain - come on in)
Floyd observes my hairy chinSit down in [the] chair, don t be afraid
Steamed hot towel on my faceI was shavedI was shamedI was shamed
Barney ties me to the chairI can t see, I m really scared
Floyd breathes hard, I hear the zip
Pee-Pee pressed against my lips (Alt: Beat me, pressed against my lips)
I was shamedI was shavedI was shamedI sense others in the room
Opie, Aunt Bea, I presume
They take turns, they cut me up (Alt: They take turns to cut me up)
I died smothered in Andy s Clutch (Alt: I died smothered in Aunt Bea s muff)
I was shamedI was shamedI was shaved