Текст песни Cosmik Debris, Frank Zappa
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The mystery man came over and he said "I m outta sight!" he said for a nominal service charge, I could reach nirvana tonight. If I was ready, willing and able to pay him his regular fee, he would drop all the rest of his pressing affairs and devote his attention to me. But I said "Look here brother-who you jiving with that cosmik debris? Who you jiving with that cosmik debris? Look here brother, don t waste your time on me." THe mystery man got nervous as he fidgeted around a bit, he reached in the pocket of his mystery robe and he whipped out a shaving kit. Now I thought it was a razor and a can of foaming goo, But he told me right then when the top popped open, there was nothin his box won t do, with the oil of Aphrodite, and the dust of the Grand Wazoo. He said "You might not believe this, little fella, but it ll cure your asthma too." But I said "Look here brother-who you jiving with that cosmik debris? Now what kind of a guru are you? Look here brother, don t waste your time on me." "I ve got troubles of my own", I said "and you can t help me out, so take your medications and your preparations and ram it up your snout!" "But I got the crystal ball", he said and held it to the light, So I snatched it all away from him, and I showed him how to do it right. I wrapped a newspaper round my head, so I looked like I was deep, I said some mumbo-jumbo, then I told him he was going to sleep. I robbed his rings and pocketwatch, and everything else I found, I had that sucker hypnotized, he couldn t even make a sound. I proceeded to tell him his future; then, as long as he was hanging around I said "The price of meat has just gone up, and your old lady has just gone down!" And I said "Look here brother-who you jiving with that cosmik debris? Now is that a real poncho or a Sears poncho? Don t you know, you could make more money as a butcher? Don t waste your time on me." |